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bilIf electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who’s got the smallest

A friend will bail u out of jail, but a best friend will be there with u saying, Damn that was fun!

Trying is the first step towards failure

If you hate me, I love you too. It ain’t my fault I’m better than you

If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance

The funny thing about Common sense is that it’s not very common

I Dont Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me

Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

BeyNimdeKi Tek Güc oLan NefretiME Thank yoU… NefretiMi cekeMeyeN HerkeSe f*ck yoU

I’m the girl your parents warned you about

I’m fat, but your ugly. I can diet

I’m cool, I’m hot….I’m everything you’re not

I have lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me

One night the moon said to me, if love makes you cry why dont you leave your lover. I looked back at moon and said would u ever leave your sky